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Some Books Say the Darndest Things!


“Ford!” Arthur said, “there’s an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they’ve worked out.”

(The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

“It’s twilight,” Edward murmured. [...] “It’s the safest time of day for us,” he said, answering the unspoken question in my eyes. “The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way … the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?” He smiled wistfully.

“I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars.”

(Twilight, Stephenie Meyer)

“A lady’s imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony, in a moment.”

(Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen)

“Don’t give up! I believe in you all. A person’s a person, no matter how small! And you very small persons will not have to die if you make yourselves heard! So come on, now, and TRY!”

(Horton Hears a Who, Dr. Seuss)

“Isn’t it splendid to think of all the things there are to find out about? It just makes me feel glad to be alive–it’s such an interesting world. It wouldn’t be half so interesting if we know all about everything, would it? There’d be no scope for imagination then, would there?”

(Anne of Green Gables, Lucy Maud Montgomery)

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo.
“So do I,” said Gandalf, “and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

(The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien)

The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

(The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams)

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